Three friends in their 70s were talking about marriage and divorce. Only John was still married to the same woman. The first gent says "I was married to a woman for 5 years, we got divorced and I'm never doing that again". The second replies "well, I had four wives over 40 years and might still try it again with the right woman".
They looked over to John knowing he's been married over 50 years to the same woman. "John, what's the secret to you succes?" and John answers "vacations. I took my wife to Vegas on our 25th anniversary and had an unbelievable time." The other asked, "really, what did you do for the 50th?" John answered, " I went back and brought her home"
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