A beautiful young woman dies and goes to heaven.  There St. Peter says, "You've lived a good life and get to spend eternity in heaven."

The beautiful girl is pleased but as they walk toward the pearly gates together, she stops when she hears screaming. "What's that screaming?" sh asks.

"Oh, those are the new arrivals." St. Peter replys.

"Why are they screaming?" she asks.

"Well, they're drilling holes in their heads for the halos and holes in their backs for the wings." St. Peter says.

"FORGET THAT!" she says. "I'm not having THAT done to ME!  I'd rather go to the other place."

"You'd rather go to HELL?" St. Peter asks in bewilderment.

"Yes!" she declares.

"Don't you know that in hell it will be non-stop rape and sodomy?" he asks.

"That's okay." she replys.  "I already have holes for that!"