A guy approaches a lady in a bar and strikes up a conversation. He asks her name, and she replies "Carmen". "That's a lovely name", he says, "What made your mom pick it?" "Oh, my mom didn't pick it, I did", she says. She can see he's confused so she explains, "I changed my name because I like cars and men, get it?" "So what's your name", she asks? "Beerfuck"
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