Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after
a while they got to know each other so well,
they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom and
the other the groom broom. The bride broom
looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his
tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding at the wedding dinner, the
bride broom leaned over and said to the groom
broom "I think I am going to have a little whisk
broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE!!" said the groom broom. " We
haven't even swept together!"