A man walks into a sperm bank with a mask and a gun. He points the gun at the receptionist and tells her to drink a sperm sample just placed on the counter. She looks at the gun then opens the sample and drinks it. The man then takes off his mask and it is her husband who says "Now was that really so difficult!"
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