Sitting at the local bar, Joe looked somewhat disconsolate. The bartender asked him what was bothering him. Joe paused and then said “When I was a young man all I wanted was to marry a gal with long legs and big tits.”
“I see no problem with that” said the bartender.
“You don’t understand” said Joe. “I found one and got married, but now after a number of years, I have a wife with long tits and big legs.”
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