Guy walks into a bar and sees a sign on the wall that says:
CHEESE SANDWICH: $1 HAND JOB: $10 The guy walks up to the busty bar maid and says politely "Excuse me miss, are you the one that gives the hand jobs?" She says "Why yes I am" Guy says: WELL WASH THOSE HANDS AND MAKE ME A CHEESE SANDWICH!Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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