Joe was the consummate handyman around his house so one day while his wife was out shopping, he decided to do a number of repairs. He noticed that the toilet seat in his wife’s bathroom had become a bit chipped and discolored, so he lightly sanded the seat and applied a coat of varnish. He then left the house to do some additional chores.

While he was gone, his wife returned from shopping and had an urgent need to relieve herself. She bolted to her bathroom, pulled down her slacks and panties, spread her cheeks and planted herself down on the toilet.

A few hours later Joe returned and heard this moaning coming from his wife’s bathroom. He found his wife stuck to the toilet seat. Sure enough, the warmth of her skin had caused the varnish to completely set up. Well, Joe and his wife discussed what to do. Joe tried using some solvent but it burned and wasn’t effective. Joe suggested that they call the paramedics, but his wife said “No, I would be too embarrassed for them to see me this way. Call my doctor. He will be more discreet.”

Joe did so and relayed to his wife that the doctor said for him to unbolt the toilet seat and bring in his wife with the seat attached. Joe got out his wrenches and eventually got the toilet seat loose. He covered up his wife, got her into the car and to the doctor’s office. When they arrived, the doctor got them immediately into a treatment room. The doctor then had the wife lie face down on the examination table whereupon he removed the cover that Joe had wrapped around his wife.

At this point Joe turned to the doctor and said “Have you ever seen anything like this before?” There were a few moments of silence and then the doctor slowly replied “Yes, but not framed in this manner.”