A guy from The Bronx was invited to a Halloween costume party but everybody had to come dressed as an emotion.  He wracked his brain but couldn't think of anything.  He asked a friend who said that she was coming dressed all in green, as Jealousy.  That's a great idea he thought, why didn't I think of that.  And he asked another friend who said he was coming dressed all in red as Anger.  Again, a great idea that he couldn't use.  On the night of the party everyone was there have a grand time but the guy from the Bronx hadn't shown up.  Finally the door bell rang and there he was, completely naked with his shlong lying in a bowl of chocolate pudding.  What emotion are you, they all asked.

I arrived just after the guy from the Bronx, asked and with a lovey Bosc pear tied around my dick...hen asked what emotion i was I answered