Country boy at heart...
It is always refreshing to see that some folks still have the
appropriate sense of values so often missing in society.
A husband went to the sheriff's department to report
that his wife was missing:
Husband - I've lost my wife. She went shopping
yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant - What is her height
Husband - Gee , I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall
Sergeant - Build?
Sergeant - Color of eyes
Husband - Never noticed.
Sergeant - Color of hair?
Husband - Changes a couple times a year . .. . maybe red
Sergeant - What was she wearing?
Husband - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant - Did she go in a car?
Husband - No, she went in my truck.
Sergeant - What kind of truck was it?
Husband - Brand new Ford F150 with Eco-boost V6 engine special ordered with
manual transmission, four-wheel drive, tinted windows, custom matching white
cover for the bed, special alloy wheels and off road Michelin's . Wife put
a small scratch on the drivers door.
At this point the husband started tearing up and almost cried.
Sergeant - Don't worry, Bubba ....... We'll find your truck