A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to North Dakota.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "I didn't know we had another choice."