Erotic Humor
Because they can't reach it to suck it!
Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It's sex with someone they love.
Lol, Bonerinlovewithhimself. Whats up bro, you whacker you, lmao.
Otherwise a guy might just stay home and blow himself from dawn to dusk.
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