two drunks were sitting side by side in a bar having a beer. The bar was high and the bar stools were tall. One of the drunks departed to go to the bathroom. Unfortunately, he neglected to put the horse back in the barn and zip his pants. When he came back, raising himself upon the high stool, his penis rested on the bar. The other drunk yelled, "A snake." and hit it with his beer bottle. The first drunk said, "Hit it again, it bit me too!".