After a long flight, a 747 is on it's final approach to LAX.

The pilot comes on the intercom and tells the passengers, "This is your captain speaking.  We've begun our final descent into Los Angeles and we're cleared to land.  I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in L.A."

But with all the preparations to land, he forgets to switch off the intercom, and now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.

The co-pilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in LA?"

"Well, says the skipper, "First I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big dump.... then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits and the perfect ass out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her big time all night."

Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisles trying to get a look at the new stewardess.

Meanwhile, the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane.  She's so embarrassed by what has just happened that she starts to run toward the cockpit in order to turn off the intercom.  Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes, flat on her face.  

The old lady leans over and says, "No need to hurry dear.  He's gotta take a shit first."



-- Modified on 2/27/2002 1:22:00 PM

-- Modified on 2/27/2002 5:44:10 PM