Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called 'rodeo'.
His friend said, "No what is it?" "Well, you mount your wife from the back, reach around her and cup her breasts with both hands. Then you say, 'Boy these are almost as nice as your sister's. Then see if you can hang on for eight seconds."I'll let you off. I remember the first time I tried beer.
She hits him instead of you!
Double bonus if you can get started without her noticing the clown barrel at the start.
Really…just remember there is always at least one a**hole.
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