Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without
success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan.
They got a very authentic female moose costume and
learned the mating call of a female moose.

The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull,
then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.
They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing,
donned their costume and began to give the moose
love call.

Before long, their call was answered as a bull came
crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
When the bull was close enough, the guy in front
said, "Okay, lets get out and get him."

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy
in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are
we going to do!?"

The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start
nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."