My father and I went hunting together for the first time. Dad said, "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field." An hour later, My father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to see what was wrong. When he saw that I was ok He said............... "I told you to be quiet!"
I looked at dad and said,..... "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said,                                                      
"Should we eat them here or take them with us?

Well, I guess I just panicked."