Last minute poor planners with high standards should pay a steep premium.  Looking for a body rub from stunning beauty at high end hotel tonight. Quality matters, price doesn't. Let me know if you know someone.

You might want to reassure the ladies about your references as well, seeing as you have no reviews or board presence.

It's not just "poor planners with high standards" who don't mind being overcharged, LE doesn't seem to care either. I am not trying to be accusatory here, just pointing out the obvious.