I am savannah, and I am allergic to bullshit. If you are like me, then you know bullshit when you see it... And it makes you twitchy and kind of mad at the world, Lewis Black style.  

So I guarantee... For all my fellow bullshit intolerant brethren... This is a BFZ, a bullshit free zone... With that said, here's my humble advertisement:

Each gal has her own brand and sex appeal, her own "hook" to get your attention... But in the end I've found they all use the same hum-drum adjectives that are both braggadocios and almost excruciatingly boring. You've seen the ads before; soft luscious youthful skin, tender rose red lips enveloping a perfect ivory smile, voluptuous curves on a sweet tempting courtesan, milky white complexion with sky blue eyes, easily aroused blonde bombshell that shits silk. GAG! I laugh hysterically when I read these. They are nothing more than a list off disingenuous buzz words used the same way that "luxury" and "craftsmanship" are used in car commercials.  

You will not find me describing myself this way.

Which is not to suggest that I am NOT a soft luscious voluptuous temptress with ruby red lips and cascading blonde hair.... (Because I totally am) I just know I don't need to speak to you as though you are an idiot buying a candy bar or luxury automobile. I know that YOU know what you want, and you don't need a thesaurus full of reasons to convince you that you should see me.  

So, who the hell am I?

 
I am a one woman circus with both an impressive vocabulary and a foul mouth. I am a caring empath, a high heel collector, a nudity enthusiast, passionate cook, a Netflix marathon gold medalist, an animal lover, a reality tv show hater, a day dreamer and a day time wine drinker, a prank-puller, a scifi and comic book knowledge goddess, birthday rememberer, an etsy entrepreneur, a singer in my shower and an explorer in my bedroom. I am an adventure seeking people to adventure with. I am an artist that sees every new day as a canvas. Come paint a masterpiece with me.  

To learn more, kindly visit my web site.  

My upcoming play-date schedule:
Wednesday 8/12- downtown for outcall and in from 1pm-10pm
Thursday 8/13- Evanston 1pm-11pm
Friday 8/14- Ohare -2pm-10pm
Saturday 8/15- downtown for outcall only before 4
Sunday-off for filming  
Monday- available, location TBD
Tuesday- available, location TBD
Wednesday - available, location TBD
Thursday-available, location TBD
Friday- booked all day
Saturday- available downtown before 5pm
Sunday- off for filming  

Also...
My escortsite web site that I've had for years is down- Permanently,  but I've linked my new web site and all my sextastic new spring photos are up!

Be like the cool kids, and e-stalk me and all your friends on Twitter: @savannahrainxxx
And find out what makes me tick on my tumblr blog; savannahrainescort.tumblr.com

For booking please go through my site or email [email protected]

******Please take the time to tell me a little about yourself and include all of your screening information in your first email. It's just classier that way *****

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