Thank you for being kind
For spoiling me to no end
For taking me seriously
For believing I hold the ability to make your day.

Thank you for choosing me
Sometimes again and again
For giving me the gift of physical touch
And receiving my gift of physical touch too.

Thank you for laughing with me
And never making me cry (unless I laughed too hard lol)
Thank you for overlooking the "WTF" email replies
And still following through with the dates.

Thank you for enjoying me, even when I forgot the candles.
Thank you for enjoying the days when I made a really bad margarita. (lol!)
Thank you for being patient while my laughs lingered just a little too long
And thank you for laughing just a little too long when my joke wasn't even funny.

Thank you for seeing beauty in me
And devouring that beauty with delight.
Thank you for making me feel like the only girl in the world
Despite the many beautiful women amongst us.

 
Most of all, thank you for bringing the bread, and appreciating the role I promise - to bring light to your day with all I have to offer.

 
Most of all, thank you for reading this poem that doesn't even rhyme.

LOL

I'm looking forward to meeting more of you in the very near future.

In my next presentation, I will present to you my packages, so you may have an understanding of some fun "date ideas" I have in store for you!

Oak Brook | Lombard | Naperville area Incall
Outcalls to: Rockford | Downtown Chicago (Or incall for an incentive gratuity.)
For dates out of state, please see my "deliver me to you" packages

Please provide at least 24 hour notice for all dates. However, more advance notice recommended.

-- Modified on 7/26/2016 10:25:04 PM

One thing a few of you have taught me, ladies and gentlemen, is - the key to success in this intimate world is to "bee yourself" 🐝🐝🐝.  

Sounds cheesy, but though I may evolve into a different type of bee next year, what you see is what you get. Only in a nicer tone in person. I love to laugh, and forget not everybody understands a dry, "out there", and maybe even somewhat of a sick sense of humor lol!

But it's a fun time. I will never embarrass you in public by my dress code, my mannerisms toward wait staff (always respectful and positive) and toward my representation of you - so long as you consider mine as well. (Though some naughty words may come out at opportune times. lol.)

My date ideas:

🍸🍹2 Hours - Private time in an upscale facility in a safe location. I provide a nice cocktail of usually a nice brandy/cognac, a nice tequila and sprite, a good scotch, spiced rum, or simple non-alcoholic drink if that is what you prefer. (For mornings, drinks may vary. Bloody Maria anyone? 😀 )

🧀🍸3 Hours - Intended as an all-in date - I reserve an upscale roomy accommodation and provide a presentation of delicious cheese and crackers, chocolate. I serve you in upscale attire, and pour beverages for us to enjoy together. Consider this a dressy, romantic date in.

🍽 🍽 4 Hours - Dinner out with private time.  

For extended packages, please click the link below.

Again, you whom I already know have already been a huge blessing to me, and I hope to see you again soon. For those I don't, please take a look around my website to catch a glimpse.  

For more of my humor and banter, check out my twitter page at @TheNudeOpera

looking forward to it!!

Oak Brook | Lombard | Naperville area Incall
Outcalls to: Rockford | Downtown Chicago (Or incall for an incentive gratuity.)
For dates out of state, please see my "deliver me to you" packages

Please provide at least 24 hour notice for all dates. However, more advance notice recommended.

-- Modified on 7/26/2016 10:24:30 PM