An elderly couple was sitting at the dinning room table when the wife looked at her husband and asked, "will you remarry should I pass away?"
The husband replied, "what kind of foolish question is that? I don't want to even think about an answer." "No, no," she insisted, "I really would like to know." "Well, if you really must know, I probably would get married if the right person came along." "Would you sell the house or keep it," the wife inquired. "Oh! I would keep the house for sure." "Would you sleep in our bed, or get a new bedroom set?" she asked. "No, I would probably keep the bedroom set and sleep in the same bed," he answered. "What about my golf clubs? Would you give her my golf clubs?" "Why, of course I wouldn't give her your golf clubs," he replied. "She's left handed.I love jokes... Great way to start the day!!
LoveI am so happy for you. Sinful and I remain in touch since she retired with her lovely. I wish you all the happiness. Now I wish I could have made the M&G.
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