OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it.

Though, I dont have to masterbate nearly as much as I did when I was younger. I have a very strange habit for it, I do it laying on my stomach. Its easier to hide that way. LOL

Which goes in wash asap.

At least you don't do dishes right away!!!! LOL

Funny... I tend to masterbate more now.... especially when there is nothing on TV... LOL

at my age..i rarely masturbate..i would rather save every precious drop for you..

Posted By: Zana12345

OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it.  
   
 Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~  
   
 "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???  
   
 Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.  
   
 Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...  
   
 Love  
 Zana  
 

TASTY!!!!

Posted By: macdaddy1944

at my age..i rarely masturbate..i would rather save every precious drop for you..  
   

Posted By: Zana12345

OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it.  
     
  Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~    
     
  "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???    
     
  Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.  
     
  Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...  
     
  Love  
  Zana  
 

I jerk off on a tissue sometimes but occasionally like to pleasure myself in the shower while I lather my cock with cheap shaving lotion

I am shocked no one has mentioned either the ceiling or a wall across the room.

-- Modified on 7/22/2014 12:30:27 PM

MacDiaper suck up master.  

Posted By: macdaddy1944

at my age..i rarely masturbate..i would rather save every precious drop for you..  
   

Posted By: Zana12345

OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it.  
     
  Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~    
     
  "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???    
     
  Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.  
     
  Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...  
     
  Love  
  Zana  
 

MacLeaky fan club lol  

Posted By: Zana12345

TASTY!!!!  
   
 Love  
 Zana  
   

Posted By: macdaddy1944

at my age..i rarely masturbate..i would rather save every precious drop for you..  
     

Posted By: Zana12345

OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it.    
       
   Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~    
       
   "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???    
       
   Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.    
       
   Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...    
       
   Love    
   Zana    
   

I fall asleep immediately with my hands still on my crotch.  

Posted By: Zana12345

OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it.  
   
 Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~  
   
 "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???  
   
 Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.  
   
 Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...  
   
 Love  
 Zana  
 

so are your posts lame ass.

your shit is getting real fucking old..

Posted By: IsorokuYamamoto

MacLeaky fan club lol  
   

Posted By: Zana12345

TASTY!!!!  
     
  Love  
  Zana  
     

Posted By: macdaddy1944

at my age..i rarely masturbate..i would rather save every precious drop for you..    
       
   

Posted By: Zana12345

OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it.    
         
    Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~      
         
    "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???      
         
    Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.    
         
    Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...    
         
    Love    
    Zana    
   

Magic Wand and get so wet I use baby wipes afterwards to clean up

Depends on my mood. Sometime I want to bring myself to the brink for 1 to 2 hours in my own production of a glossy candlelight 80's penthouse production. In those instances I keep wipes or a moist wash cloth around because being digital the playground can't be so moist I lose friction-ability (yup made that up, I think). This is usually followed by a bath.

I either masterbate in the shower or use an old washcloth. I can't imagine that any healthy guy would they to cum on their belly. You don't know where it would end up, and you'd have that hair gel scene from "There's Something About Mary".

What about your Wife's favorite curtains that you can't stand!!!

I have actually fallen asleep with vibrator still on after too many orgasms!! That is battery draining!! LOL

Posted By: JosephineBelle

I fall asleep immediately with my hands still on my crotch.  
   
 Orgasms are draining...  
   

Posted By: Zana12345

OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it.  
     
  Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~    
     
  "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???    
     
  Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.  
     
  Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...  
     
  Love  
  Zana  
 

Foody, this is great material. You should do a stand up act...while masturbating, lol.

Note to self - invent a vib that turns itself off automatically after detecting a female O. Only problem is, not sure how to detect one.

gee..how fucking cute..

Duracell and Energizer should pay me money for all the $$ I have spent on batteries... LOL

you already do jagoff..

I bet they pay dividends which would help offset the cost of the batteries, lol. Seriously though, check out the rechargeable alkalines, they cost more but they're cheaper in the long run and you won't have to to run out and buy batteries in a "pinch" (pun intended). Keep a few spares around for those spur of the moment..ummm... female sexual desires...

Yet here you are with another reply. MacLeaky.

Posted By: macdaddy1944

your shit is getting real fucking old..  
   

Posted By: IsorokuYamamoto

MacLeaky fan club lol    
     

Posted By: Zana12345

TASTY!!!!    
       
   Love    
   Zana    
       
   

Posted By: macdaddy1944

at my age..i rarely masturbate..i would rather save every precious drop for you..    
         
   

Posted By: Zana12345

OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it.      
           
     Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~      
           
     "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???      
           
     Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.      
           
     Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...      
           
     Love      
     Zana