And I say how is that possible.... You just fell from heaven.

my favorite is one i always use.."is that a mirror in your pocket?.because i can see myself inside your pants"..tasty..

(To guy texting on the bus): "Excuse me, but are you taking a picture of my new pedicure?" Would have worked if I was single lol.
"Wow, I feel like I'm in a room full of giants." (Two tall people in an elevator)
"Wow, I feel like a midget right now." (Tall guy)
"They say big feet mean a big suhin suhin. Heh heh."
"I'm a writer and a musician." ----- this one works lol.
"Hey, what's up? Can I sit here?" *proceed to jibber jabber until they decide a dick in the mouth will stop the chit chat*

MMMMMMM ~~~~ TASTY~~~

once got a beer thrown on me! Ah, college memories!

"Do these look real to you?"

To "the most successful approach"- here, here!

"You look like trouble."  Cliche?  Absolutely, and for good reason!  There's zero downside risk.  Easy and pleasant to keep talking or not in response.  

but I can picture you and me together.

ME!

Do you have a twin sister? No? Then I just met the most beautiful woman in the world.  

Me.

I never realized when a woman says "Can I sit here?" that she is flirting or using it as a pick up line. I always just think she wants to sit down! Shit how many women did I not hit on because I didn't know this! Thanks for the tip! Think I will hold off on the dick in her mouth part for now. Not sure the other people on the train are ready for that!

Every woman enjoys a compliment regarding her shoes. In the Lifestyle it means, nice breasts.

At 31 I picked up a hot young 26 year old. I got a real nice banging, and now I get a text every holiday he's in town lol.

I have too ask, am I flirting or are WE flirting?

Do you mind if I put a flag over your face and fuck you for Old Glory?  

Thank you everyone!  
I can't believe there are that many pick up lines from both men and women! Funny how many times people use them. How often do you think they work????

Might as well have said "I sniff little girls bicycle seats," for the look she gave me.

"How about I hit that gspot with my strap on?"

eventually!!!   As in try the same pick-up line with 10, 50, 100, 1000 chicks and eventually some poor sucker will bite, perseverance pays-off.    The gist of it is that when you gals ask "why do guys keep doing X?" we do it because at some point it worked and we forgot all the instances when it did not work, we can only remember that one awesome time it worked.   Take for example the thread in the general board concerning the guys sending unsolicited dick picks as part of their introduction.   Sure, most of us would not do that (in my case, the camera would need a magnifying lens for my dick pick), but the guys who do it keep doing it because at some point it worked for them.

Unless it ended with... "By the way, I love your pedi!" e

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Makes me want some Dane Cook!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMM