Last week I accidently walked into a dyke bar. Realizing my mistake, I immediately turned to leave, but the sound of a loud argument captured my attention. It seems there were about a dozen girls at the bar arguing over who had the hairiest bush. Seeing that it was really getting out of hand, I decided to step up and settle the dispute before it got violent. I'm an easy going laid back guy who hates it when people can't get along. So I told all those girls to drop their pants and I would examine their pies and fairly and squarely proclaim a winner. Fortunately, I just happened to have a ruler and a micrometer on me. This way, I not only was able to judge the measurements of their carpeting, but with the aid of my micrometer, I was also able to measure the thickness. Unfortunately the entire process became totally distracting to me, because  all I could think of, was what a great buffet this would make !!!

DO NOT IMPERSONATE ME!

-- Modified on 9/13/2005 10:06:16 PM

This place is getting more and more bizarre all the time....but I like it

He's a chronic attention seeker who posts this type of off-topic crap and then replies to his post using an alias.  If his behavior is not discouraged, he will post more and more, clogging up the board like he does on Midnight Chicago.

And as for the other Evil Bitch, yes I do think it's appropriate. FUCK political correctness!!

I think the joke is unoffensive.  My favorite cousin and her wife, my 2 closest friends (and former roomates) from college, and my closest collegue from my 5 year corporate job are all lesbians.  They all have hairy bushes (some denser than others).  I, along with several of my girlfriends, all have clean-cut, well-groomed, thin-stripped coochies and we are all bi-sexual.  I think there is definate correlation between 'lipstick lesbians' ie, feminine lesbos or bi-sexuals being more polished, manicured, and girly while the 'butch' or 'boy lesbians' prefer to don the low-maintenance, natural state.  This is a choice that most woman make and are proud of.

Some of my closest friends and family are lesbian, bi-sexual, or gay.  For 10 years, I have been attending Chicago's Gay Pride Parade and patronizing gay and lesbian owned and operated businesses, etc.  I have marched and protested in Washington D.C.  I have rallied in San Francisco and West Hollywood.  I love & support the Gay community.  (I especially love and want to lick and kisses sexy, feminine women

I do not find the joke offensive- maybe a little lacking in flow and delivery (sorry, HighandTight), but not offensive.  If anything, HighandTight was attempting to compliment and flatter in his own way.  Just my thoughts.

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You said the joke was unoffensive. It was no joke. My post was based on a true life experience that actually happened to me. As a matter of fact, GUESS who the bartender was? It was my friend Hardcase dressed in drag. One of the reasons he posts negative comments about me, is because I disqualified him from entering the hairy bush contest. Sorry Hardcase !! You'll have to wait until you become post op.

What do you mean calling that poor man a fool? I thought I raised you to have respect for others. Your gonna get your pee pee spanked, and get sent to bed without your Playboys, you ignorant low life scum bucket !!!

She's a good friend of Squidly's. Man, you really fucked up this time. Your gonna get it !!!

Have fun watching this guy answer his own posts everyday.

I'll be sure to keep track of myself..............OH !! And by the way, Squidly sends his love, and recalls the good old days when you used to post on MC as Hung, Charlie Tuna, Shadow, Tony Dow, and several other aliases. He even remembers your three masters degrees from Michigan, and how much fun it was to outsmart you because as you know, he dropped out in the 3rd grade. But all that was before he ran you off that board. Now your here, and it's my turn to have fun with you. Lets see, how many alaises have used here? How about SIXshooter, and The Evil Bitch..Anyway, you just keep on posting.....and I'll keep on roasting.... and I'll keep boasting.....about your toasting. We'll have fun my friend !! P.S. I just noticed you posted your last message at 5:32AM and they just put it up now. That sort of makes it just like you, Irrelevant. Heh Heh

Way to go !! You really put that moron in his place. By the way, do you really know squidly? He's my hero, but I'm beginning to like you, even more than him.

You put up a lame post as Bella Donna against yourself to make it look like me. You hypocrite, your doing what your accusing me of. You may fool some of these people, but you ain't foolin ME !! I'm on to you.