There is a lot of tension going on here the past two days... and I always ask questions for everyone so I am going to ask a silly question hoping to lighten the mood!  

...what am I strangling the Smurf with?

Whatever you want... Is it Smurfette??
Love
Zana

That would do quite nicely methinks.

Sure, but at whose expense? Choking smurfs? Really? When oh when will this smurf profiling stop! I for one am sick of this constant smurf bashing! And what did the smurfs do to warrant this wrath? For entertaining our children! And now a vengefull request calling for choking them from a beautiful, sexy and lustfull local provider,  I for one feel like I should go on over to Oakbrook and show you my outrage personally!!  

she would love to see your outrage.." sexy and lustful " says it all..no smurfing allowed..

I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is all in jest.... bring it baby bring it... no choking though... I am not a Smurf!!!! LOL

Aren't you the sweet one!!!!

And when I'm done he'll be purple!

Purple is one of my favorite colors !!!