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Re: Asian providers..... here's the deal.. Thnx for Hollar but
cyberguy21 8 Reviews 1722 reads
posted
1 / 25

I have several questions regarding Asian providers.  

It seems like all of their photos are fake. And, by fake, I mean to good to be true. Inevitably, after I read a few reviews of an Asian provider, there is always some line about how the photo wasn't real.  

Another issue that I don't seem to get is, it seems like there is a procedure or script to follow during the appointment with all Asian providers. Something to do with a forced shower (where she may or may not help make sure you are clean) then massage, then some sort of flip action then the business. I ALWAYS shower, shave and manscape immediately before seeing a provider (because, face it, guys are gross and I want to be sure to remove as much grossness as possible). So, why the forced shower?

Also, I can't seem to find any independent Asian providers, most seem to be through agencies. I'm not sure I like the agency idea. I'm not opposed, but it seems highly suspect when the only way to find an Asian provider is through an agency. I guess my Dateline paranoia is raised about trafficking.

I know I have painted some broad strokes with my generalizations, but I really want to know...Maybe I just not privy to some larger Asian provider book of knowledge?  

Best case scenario for me:

Independent Asian (Chinese, Japanese, Korean) provider in her 20s with a thin build (110lbs or less and 5'2 - 5'10) who speaks English extremely well (conversation is very important to me) and provides a full girlfriend experience at her incall location.

P.S. I've seen many other "types" of providers, most of which are amazing on all fronts, I'm just looking for something different

resource101 108 Reviews 1552 reads
posted
2 / 25

They almost all use fake photos or very airbrushed photos. They use younger ages and even use other models photos. They all have the same MO, take off your shoes, undress, shower, mouthwash, massage, sex. ALL asian providers at the popular agencies like Korean Palace, Asian Impress, Whoever Thai Spicy Girls is now adhere to this simple, time tested routine.

The only known exception to this is a very tall, non-spinner named Gemma. She is not a spinner but is very cool and not like the rest. There used to be a girl named Asian Kristy who was independent and provided a bath ritual before the event, but she is long gone. Go on the searching tool, enter "Asian" and any other info and see what you come up with. If you don't like it, go to China Town and start hitting on girls.

This is how things are, for better or worse.

Debra_Hollander See my TER Reviews 926 reads
posted
3 / 25

Posted By: paulapollo321
(because, face it, guys are gross and I want to be sure to remove as much grossness as possible).
   
 

Debra_Hollander See my TER Reviews 694 reads
posted
5 / 25

The OP's comment was just so funny I really did laugh out loud. :-)

Many clients could benefit from some manscaping but I totally understand that doing so might raise red flags in one's personal life.    

But recently I had a client who, after lying face-up on the bed for awhile, left skid marks on the pure white bedspread.  
THAT is gross

Hardwood469 18 Reviews 764 reads
posted
7 / 25

In particular, "allness" statements. When you use the words ALL and ALWAYS, my antennae goes up

looklum 990 reads
posted
8 / 25

totally disagree our pics are all real(koreanpalace) don't know about the others

Posted By: paulapollo321
I have several questions regarding Asian providers.  
   
 It seems like all of their photos are fake. And, by fake, I mean to good to be true. Inevitably, after I read a few reviews of an Asian provider, there is always some line about how the photo wasn't real.  
   
 Another issue that I don't seem to get is, it seems like there is a procedure or script to follow during the appointment with all Asian providers. Something to do with a forced shower (where she may or may not help make sure you are clean) then massage, then some sort of flip action then the business. I ALWAYS shower, shave and manscape immediately before seeing a provider (because, face it, guys are gross and I want to be sure to remove as much grossness as possible). So, why the forced shower?  
   
 Also, I can't seem to find any independent Asian providers, most seem to be through agencies. I'm not sure I like the agency idea. I'm not opposed, but it seems highly suspect when the only way to find an Asian provider is through an agency. I guess my Dateline paranoia is raised about trafficking.  
   
 I know I have painted some broad strokes with my generalizations, but I really want to know...Maybe I just not privy to some larger Asian provider book of knowledge?  
   
 Best case scenario for me:  
   
 Independent Asian (Chinese, Japanese, Korean) provider in her 20s with a thin build (110lbs or less and 5'2 - 5'10) who speaks English extremely well (conversation is very important to me) and provides a full girlfriend experience at her incall location.  
   
 P.S. I've seen many other "types" of providers, most of which are amazing on all fronts, I'm just looking for something different.  
   
   
   
 

GaGambler 967 reads
posted
9 / 25

What you are describing is the way that "many" not all Asian agencies conduct business, and has nothing to do with indies.

When conducting a 'review search" try using not only the filter for Asian, but try narrowing your search to Independents and women who's  pictures are real. It will eliminate about 80% of the available Asian providers, but it will also cut out of those providers you didn't want to see in the first place.

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 862 reads
posted
10 / 25

WTF!!! Not all ASIAN are what you're describing!!! It's insulting & u white chicks have fake photos up too!! Just read the board to see the photoshopped crap that's out there!!!

GaGambler 1033 reads
posted
11 / 25

I don't care what your parents tell you or the fact that you have slanted eyes and a sideways pussy (are you even old enough to remember that one?), but these people are EXPERTS on Asian providers and if they say your aren't a real Asian then you need to trust them and admit to yourself that you are NOT really Asian. lmao

I find the ignorance spouted on this and many other boards is just so fucking funny, you know these people actually believe what they are posting, nobody could be stupid enough to lie so badly. lol

BTW I have been told that I am not a "real" Asian too, something about the size of my dick I think. Or maybe it was just that I AM too big of a dick and nothing about my penis size.

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 1015 reads
posted
12 / 25

I'm fucking insulted by this thread!!!  It's amazing how the other nationalities do the EXACT SAME...  Come on. Some of them say they're in the 20 when clearly they aren't.... Steal other providers photos... Photoshop the crap out of their pics... Etc etc etc... All what I'm stating is what I've read on the boards by hobbyists & others....   But thanks dude!!! Thank GAWD I'm not a spinner or like the typical ASIAN mode!!! I do fabulously!!!

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 1014 reads
posted
13 / 25

I fucking adore u dude!!! You make it very interesting on these boards!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA  

Posted By: GaGambler
I don't care what your parents tell you or the fact that you have slanted eyes and a sideways pussy (are you even old enough to remember that one?), but these people are EXPERTS on Asian providers and if they say your aren't a real Asian then you need to trust them and admit to yourself that you are NOT really Asian. lmao

I find the ignorance spouted on this and many other boards is just so fucking funny, you know these people actually believe what they are posting, nobody could be stupid enough to lie so badly. lol

BTW I have been told that I am not a "real" Asian too, something about the size of my dick I think. Or maybe it was just that I AM too big of a dick and nothing about my penis size.

GaGambler 608 reads
posted
14 / 25

and I don't care if CPA thinks you drink too much, you are all right in my book, besides he thinks I drink too much as well. lol

Mock27 8 Reviews 858 reads
posted
15 / 25

+1 to what Gemma said.  I have, over the years, seen a fair number of providers using photos of various adult models or porn stars, and it is not limited any one nationality.  But, read the reviews if you are in doubt.  Heck, read the reviews even if you are not in doubt.  The more research you do the more likely that you will not fall for this trickery.

Tambarsk 3 Reviews 777 reads
posted
16 / 25

You're in for a treat. Carmina Kai will be visiting Chicago soon. You're welcome.

GaGambler 567 reads
posted
17 / 25

I have no idea if it makes me a better John, but I am a happy John. lol

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 613 reads
posted
18 / 25

I wished I drank too much... I would be a better HOOKER!!!   Hahahahahaha 😘😘😘😘😘

wet-n-slurpy 801 reads
posted
19 / 25
MissMarieM See my TER Reviews 667 reads
posted
20 / 25

And to some extent they're right- your brain has a set capacity to "notice" only so many facial features and it starts with the most unusual/distinct to you.  

Plus aren't those agencies generally older?   Meaning they've been around a long time.  Before the internet was so key, you would call and give a description of what you wanted.  So instead of showing the actual girls, it's more like a catalog- "We call XYZ features the Michelle model."  It's still dishonest, but it seems way more justifiable for an agency.  For an independent provider it would just flatly be fraud.

ChicagoEighty 833 reads
posted
21 / 25

Everybody is so easily insulted these days. Jeez!! As someone who has visited with a nice variety of agencies vs independents and asian vs white vs latin providers, I can vouch for the OP that what he has experienced has been an exact replica of what I have experienced as well.

The best explanation I can come up with is that many of the girls the asian agencies bring in do no speak English fluently. So when they tour the US, the agency establishes a routine for the girls to follow to try and ensure the client is satisfied. To be honest, it's not a bad routine. I like the shower, for example. And if you make multiple visits and are polite, I have found some success in straying from the standard routine a little bit. But every time it's a new girl, it's back to square one with the same routine. The girls are definitely coached to perform this way.

I have used three chicago asian agencies and each one had the same routine...... enter, shoes off, walk to room, undress, shower with various degrees of foreplay, massage face down, flip to BJ then condom on to finish.

And, yes, I agree with you about the pictures as well. Every provider and agency is guilty of this though, but it is usually most egregious with Asian providers. And if you want a REALLY good laugh at worst-case examples, head on over to the body rubs backpages listings and take a mental picture of the girls they use for pictures and the girl you will eventually get :)

Again, I'm not making a broad statement that there are no asian providers that deviate from the script, but, in general, the OP is absolutely correct that the routine he described is most prevelent with asian agencies.

Here is a non-local girl who you might want to keep on your radar for next month btw: http://spinnerpleasures.com/gallery/

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 659 reads
posted
22 / 25

Who has to use their alias & put their 2 cent in... U basically agreed with what I said .... Along with defending the OP... But she should of titled WHY Are MAJORITY OF PROVIDERS DECEITFUL!!! Instead of outing one Race... Trust me there are more Other races doing that CRAP then Asians!!!!

GaGambler 724 reads
posted
23 / 25

and then at the end you claim that you are not making a broad statement. Give me a break.

Yes, what you describe it quite common at Asian Agencies, it's also quite common at Brazilian Agencies, and even agencies with good old fashioned American ladies. If you want to avoid this type of thing, don't avoid Asian ladies, simply avoid Asian Agencies. See how easy that is?

ChicagoEighty 554 reads
posted
24 / 25

"Trust me there are more Other races doing that CRAP then Asians!!!!"

And why do you feel qualified to make that statement with such authority? You're just an independent girl working for yourself. What do you see? How many times have you paid $250-$300 to an asian agency only to have a girl show up who is 10 years older (or not even the girl) than the pictures? How many massage parlors have you visited? How many times did you receive the EXACT same routine from multiple asian agencies? I put more weight into a statement made by gentlemen who actually visit and experience all types of different providers.

And how far off am I when I say that I guarantee many of your clients have said that they like you because you are "different" from the usual asian girls. What do you think they mean? What have they experienced that they have a "typical" asian experience to compare to. Short answer: it is exactly what the OP stated in his post.

I understand why you want to respond to this thread. It is great free marketing for you since you are positioning yourself as the opposite of the typical asian experience. Job well done if that is the case. If not, then congrats on becoming the typical American who gets easily offended over any small comment, which in this case I would argue the comments are accurate based on my experience in the city.

502guy 2 Reviews 437 reads
posted
25 / 25

Posted By: DebbieNoonerGirl
But recently I had a client who, after lying face-up on the bed for awhile, left skid marks on the pure white bedspread.    
 THAT is gross.    
   
 
I agree, the OP comment was very funny, and very true.  As to your skidding buddy, I would hope he was brown listed....

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