So I'm well into my 20s and I'm still a virgin..I'm new to all this escort thing and I don't know how to really go about it. I've found a few agencies on here with decent girls but the whole verification thing is throwing me off. I cannot provide a state id/passport because i am stateless and i only have a college id for identification so i don't know if that wld be acceptable. The girls that interest me the most belong to those agencies. I'm sure their are attractive independent girls out there in the chicago area but i need help in finding one. I don't want to get in trouble if the girl turns out to be a pig.

...this doesn't make any sense

Get yourself a Rs2k or p411 membership. Problem solved.

Referring to woman as pigs is generally not effective in getting laid.  Of course, there are exceptions.

I'll let you in on a little secret...

I totally agree with Erin here your story smells, You want help here but you are not being
truthful. Every college student has more forms of ID then what you are telling us here.
You are going to remain a virgin for now.

my take is that he is referring to getting in trouble with a police officer and not the lady.

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Calling a cop a pig won't get you laid either...

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His parents or grandparents' slang

Everyone said pigs. I used to say 5-0's. I never liked the term pig,because I got along with the police lol.  

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