unusual request a client has asked for?  Specifically interested in a sexual request, but clothing, place, etc. would be interesting too.

I maintain that nothing is really "weird" anymore, though, on account of my already buzzed head, I've gotten quite a few "shaving" fetishizers who want to literally shave my head bald to the scalp, and, I assume buff and shine it, too.  

and for an extra fifty bucks I'd nail him to the wall by his dick and leave him there. lmao

And an upseller it seems too  

I think I am more than entitled to charge a lousy fifty bucks for a hammer AND nails.

and no, I don't accept bit coins, or butt coins, unless they are coming from a very cute ass, which I am absolutely positive leaves you out.

a cute ass(hole).

Considering I started out in this business as a professional domme, I've heard damn near everything.  Also, since I do phone sex periodically, topics can get pretty imaginative.  Quite honestly, I appreciate people's creativity when it comes to getting off, but any who.  

I'm more often surprised by non-event requests spoken in hushed tones.  Granted, my guys are all word of mouth at this point, so no experienced punters, but I get a lot of:

For him and nurse out fit for me

My type of client. refer him to me if you don't like those types of clients. 4K honey pin in your penis

between a gentleman who wanted me to wear sky high heels and dig my heel into his nuts, and the one who wanted to bring a disabled persons potty chair with him and he would lay under me while I take a big dump on his face.  I turned down both of them because neither appealed.

Should have read this before posting...game, set, match!

That is a good one... Haven't heard that one...

He was an Optometrist  and wore glasses. He always just wanted to go to a nice dinner and take his glasses off while I crushed them with my heels into little pieces. I didn't have to say a word. Just carry on with dinner. When we were done with dinner he would pick up all the pieces, pay for dinner and I would be on my way. The following week we would repeat it with a new pair of his glasses. I saw him for 6 months... Glasses are expensive too... Didn't get that one.

Is this called a fetish, lol? Guess since he's an optometrist, he gets those glasses pretty cheap, much  cheaper than seeing an escort. Probably about what parking downtown would cost.

I try to avoid it as well.

I never understood that fetish when I first saw it.. It was at a now closed strip club in Stone Park. I was sitting beside a guy and we were both getting lap dances. His dancer would stop momentarily and stomp his glasses with her heels. She stomped so hard until one of the pieces almost hit my dancer. Crazy!

Fuck no!

Aaaaaand that's what it looks like when a hooker has an MBA.

So, it wasn't just my guy.... I wonder how many gentlemen are out there who like this. Do they have to be prescription or could they just be regular cheap ones???
Love
Zana

I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face if you did this to me. I'd be under the table, on the floor laughing till it hurt. How do you keep a straight face, LOL?

I just saw that I picked a link that left off the best part!!

It was difficult!! But I did it. It was kind of fun!

I might have a bit of an obsession with Robert Palmer and the "Addicted to Love" video. Instant lady boner!

Have you ever seen "James Bonds movie ~ Goldfinger?"  
I had to get painted from head to toe in Gold paint and have sex with someone else while filming it. I was not touched at all by my client and got to choose my own fun person to play with. Now, the problem with all of that is.... Do you know how hard it is to get all that Gold Paint out of your hair, body and places you do not even want to know???? I needed 3 people to help!!! It was a pretty video and great looking pictures though. That has never happened since though.

Porn acting gave you the ability to keep a straight face in a situation where most people would bust a gut laughing. I keep picturing this date in my head and I laugh every time I picture you doing it. I still think you should try it with contact lenses. No looking down, that would be cheating. You have to bust those suckers by stilleto heel feel only.