Mine is CO: Correction Officer (prison) or Commanding Officer (military)

If you'd like to go even further, use it in a sentence.

CO won't get off our asses on the Chicago board today!!

I've looked up some of yours, and it's pretty funny...

Go!!

LD: as in "long dick" or "low down."

While my handle is Pangloss, the full character name is Dr. Pangloss, a character from my favorite literary work by my favorite writer/philosopher.   I left out the Dr. part because we already have some Drs around.    

Douple penetration, it will double your fun! :

MZ is undefined.

Then again, I kind of like it that way, I think!!

Muff Diving of course..

Coma Job as in while in the ICU Jane gave Dick a CJ!

but I guess I can go by syllables and AV = adult video. Apt.

closest I could get was TruuJam....  but I'm not Jamaican.

So Truu1 might be Truu1 and done.... that's so true...  err accurate...  I'm gonna go now..

i just got done playing troon golf course when I set up account and spell check changed it to trogon  

haha

p Definition
Lamont

An extremely sexy and hot male specimen. Good for everything. And that means everything. Very tappable and an incredible video game player

 
Lamont Blankly
by flameyou1 December 27, 2013  

or if you got by my  initials  

 
Top Definition

LC

Any real canuck knows this means "Liquor Control Board"
"I wanna get some booze for tonight. Lets head down to the LC"

by Sparticus November 17, 2004

TOP DEFINITION    
JD
1.The coolest dork i know and the main character on scrubs.  

2. somebody who trips or hallucinates frequently.
1. Lisa: after kissing J.D. Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you having a good time?  
JD: Actually, it's a roll of quarters.  
takes out roll of quarters  
JD: Laundry day!  

2. person 1: dude how long has eric been starin at that lightbulb?  
person 2: about an hour..  
person 1: he is such a JD!

3. Jack Daniels.

All good!!!

END OF MESSAGE

SD=
Sour Diesel aka marijuana
So Drunk
Sugar Daddy (of course)
Small Dick   whaaaat

Having worked in a prison before I already know what they use the term "stinger" for in there.  So urban dictionary didn't surprise me.  

 
Stinger
Prison Term  

Device used to heat water.  

Since hot water can be used as a weapon it is not allowed in many prison settings. Some prisons may have hot water in the day-room but it is not allowed in the cells.  

Inmates will connect two wires from any source, TV plugs headphones or even handmade wire from aluminum foil to any 2 separated metal objects, usually metal-plates. By connecting the two wires to the outlet and dropping the stinger in the water the AC current will pass through the water heating it up. It is possible to boil water and with some practice inmates can even make candy with ingredients smuggled out of the culinary

Pole Pirate: a gay guy or a whore. elton john is a pole pirate

OR

Penis Pirate:  Same thing as rectum raider but a gay man inserts his pirate (penis) into his partners anus

I don't like my definitions, time to change my handle.

K

1. Nickname (or abbreviation) for the state Alaska.  
Eh, I'll take it, I guess I can be frigid when pissed off.

2. Very potent strain of pot.  
Did not know. But, a little of my blend of AK indeed goes a long way.

3. Nickname for the "AK-47" Assault Rifle
In ten years I'll officially be AK-47. Yikes

Ancient Chinese game...  HOWEVER -  

look up Cutler:  " to quit in the middle of an important endeavor, activity or game where defeat is imminent with an imaginary injury, malaise or made up condition
You're buddy refuses to go out because his wife won't let him: "Don't go Cutler on me, man!"

- A person unable to finish his workload because he's too tired: "I don't want to cut the grass today. I think I'm gonna go Cutler on it."

END OF MESSAGE

J.R.----

 a pimp player who has the biggest dick in the world and a joker wild
"damn that guy is a jr!! "

Uh, sure.

CT: Cock tease, camel toe, and shortened version of CTFD - calm the fuck down

 
Used in a sentence:

Calm the fuck down man, she is just a cock tease, walking around with that camel toe!

So I just put in Zana! This is what came out!  

 
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Zana
Very cute. A perfect, nice, and good looking girl.
That girl is so ZANA!

TWS is short form meaning Typical Woman Syndrome.

Typical Woman Syndrome is most often brought on by absolutely anything.
Symptoms include continual moaning, unexplained shouting and arguing, random mood swings and extreme unwarranted jealousy and or hatred for others.