Looking for a provider to put kids to sleep, then have me come home.  
In Chicago.

i hope they are not light sleepers..bad daddy..

naughty daddy!  Looks like you have been watching the same porno films that I watch.  Those are usually pretty hot even when the teen age baby sitter looks like she is 25.

...of course, I wouldn't do this if there were actual children involved, but we can get creative and use dolls, stuffed animals, your hobbyist friends, or other providers as stand-in props for "kids".  I kinda love naughty roleplays where I get to do something I fantasized about as a teenager but didn't dare try, and this is one of them!!  I definitely wanted to hook up with some of the "hot dads" whose kids I babysat.  

I mean I have been asked this one before but the thought of doing this with any children in the same house freaks me out.  Kids are the one thing that should be kept as far away from the biz as possible.

I have the same views as Zoey on this. While I love role play, everyone involved has to be of age and able to consent. So let's get creative about it!

I hope that what was meant was put the "kids" to sleep as in no real children around...ever, ever, ever.  And I'm sorry but no "to each their own" on this one if this was meant to involve actual children; that's way out of bounds.

And I love this video...and I should know, I've watched it about 100 times!  I have this fantasy with the 18 year old daughter down the street who babysits for us from time to time.  Let me just say it's a good thing I'm adept at separating fantasy from reality!

oh..Mr. Wood..

I need to meet you.    

No, Not really.  This was more of a joke to elicit responses!
Thanks all for playing.

LOL,
My sig other started as my kids babysitter 10 years ago LOL
(my same age but hell! Still doing the baby sitter )

I had a gentleman get upset with me because while I had visited him before he wanted me to come out to his place, and I commented it was to far for only a 1hr appt.  He actually told me he couldn't do longer so I encouraged him to come to me.  He said he couldn't because he had his baby for the night.  I was stunned, he had wanted me to come over while his baby was sleeping in the other room.  That is just nuts, but glad to hear THIS was a joke

Is it a consensual.. or a forced? My pussy wants to know!

Damn, no one should be this hot or awesome.