vag
Chi Chi
Kitty
Kitten
Hair Pie
Muffin
Stabby Hole
Juice box
The Y
Came across a list of euphemisms for vaginas (it happens when you surf for porn as much as I do) and a thought struck me. Given the nearly universal trend toward shaving/waxing/lasering and other depilatory methods used on the modern woman's pubic mound (all of which I appreciate - thank you ladies) I was struck by how many common terms will soon make no sense to the next generation if the present trend continues. Feel free to add to the list of terms that will go out of existence .
Bush
Beaver
Fur Pie
Muff
Bearded Clam
Pussy (unless you mean those crazy hairless cats)
Carpet (as in does the the carpet match the drapes)
Rug
Mossy Vale
For the especially forward thinking the same consideration could be given to men's parts if the trend of manscaping evolves to it's final conclusion. At present I do engage in limited manscaping, however, men being men, we are far too lazy to keep up with anything that requires that much work and will undoubtedly give it up whilst continuing to foist our whims upon the fairer sex. I extend both my apologies and my eternal gratitude to all the ladies who go to such great lengths for us.
Furburger
Hairy Roast Beef
Bearded axe wound
The Helmut Hide-A-Way
hairy heaven
furry 8 ball rack
vag
Chi Chi
Kitty
Kitten
Hair Pie
Muffin
Stabby Hole
Juice box
The Y
Ok, that is all I can think of right now
for a girl who would shave in a triangle....I like calling it The Bermuda Triangle. I like getting lost there on purpose.
There's always Pink Taco, too.
Bush
Beaver
Fur Pie
Muff
Bearded Clam
Pussy (unless you mean those crazy hairless cats)
Carpet (as in does the the carpet match the drapes)
Rug
Mossy Vale
For the especially forward thinking the same consideration could be given to men's parts if the trend of manscaping evolves to it's final conclusion. At present I do engage in limited manscaping, however, men being men, we are far too lazy to keep up with anything that requires that much work and will undoubtedly give it up whilst continuing to foist our whims upon the fairer sex. I extend both my apologies and my eternal gratitude to all the ladies who go to such great lengths for us.
Come pick me up off the floor - I just fell over! 😂😂😂