Autumn XXX Games

Gents!  Are you suffering from the end-of-summer blues?  Is your nightlife boring, bland, and unattractive?  Are you suffering from cabin fever?  Are you longing for that extra, all-natural heat to spice up your night-life?

Then join Miss Molly Mae at this year’s XXX games, located right here in Raleigh.  With only the best allowed to compete, this year’s games are guaranteed to knock your socks off and have you yearning for more!

Are your ski poles rusty?  Does your board need waxed?  Need some extra practice?  Molly Mae can help with that.  Workshops are available for those in need.

Practice the art of the slalom with Molly as your guide – she sure knows how to go down… the mountain that is!

Need some help with endurance training for the cross-country ski race?  Are you worn out before the finish line?  Molly can help you with that.

Having some problems with your free-style debut?  Molly has many unique ‘tricks’ to show you in order to boost your game.

Only experienced (referenced) contestants are accepted into Molly’s XXX games.  Schedule an appointment for guaranteed admittance into Molly’s training programs.
Workshops are available all this week, from 8 am to midnight, for those in need.

Email me at [email protected] for more info, or to schedule your workshop.

More info available on my website.

 

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