Merry Christmas - From your favorite top reviewed Carolina's girl!  

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Inn
Ladies and gents were together, enjoying sweet sin.
Hobbyists browsed through the boards clicking like mad;
Hoping to see their ATFs brand new ad.

The gents were all huddled in front of their 'puters,
With visions of providers showing their new hooters;
I in my nightie, a new friend in his shorts,
Had just settled down for some, uh... winter sports,

I broke out my strap on a special request,
A normal nights fun when being the best!

The noises were many.
The complaints they were none.
When Santa came down
I cried out "Well thats a new one!"

He blew down the chimney
He came into my room.
I said, "What do you want
you red clothed buffoon?"

He looked at me speechless
He took hold of my strap
He said, "What's going on here?"
What is all this crap?"

After wiping his hand off
He stood there in awe.
He could not believe
Everything that he saw.

With me in my garter
and dawned in blue silk
He said, "This sure is different
than cookies and milk."

He took out his camera
he put on his flash.
He proceeded to snap pictures
and said, "I can sell these for cash!"

As things got hotter
Santa started to sweat.
He took off his red suit
to see what he'd get.

His cock, it was huge
unlike his reindeer.
He said, "Won’t bother you a bit,
once I get it in gear!"

He started to wank
and was looking for more.
When he got through with me,
was I ever sore!

He said it was Rudolph
that gave him his speed.
And Donner and Blitzen
help satisfy his need. (Who knew!)

"But this is far better!"
He said with a wink.
"Get me young women
I'll give you more kink."

The double-ended dong
set him back for a sec.
But finding an opening,
he said, "What the heck."

He took one hole then two,
grabbed my mouth and I blew.
He came with the thunder
and just then I knew.

There appeared an elf or maybe two,
And a hot Mrs. Cluas.
Who wore stockings and leather;
Causing Santa to pause.

She stated "I'm hungry.
What ever can I eat?"
Thus Santa turned from me;
so she sucked on his meat.

The reindeer were at the windows
looking in with despair,
when all then saw Santa Claus
running around with me bare.

Cupid said to the others,
"This is the eighth time this eve.
If we don't get him out of here
I'll really be peaved."

All of a sudden,
with a rush and a roar,
the reindeer reared backed
and they broke in the door.

The reindeer, they ran in
some elves came in too.
I looked at them with interest
and noticed Santa’s cock had turned blue!

As he wiped off his dick
and proceeded to dressed
He said," I sure had a great time,
Aspen you are the Best!"

Some say this is theory.
Others say it's not true.
But I'm the one who was there,
Say, wasn't that you?!  

 
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL , SEE YOU NEXT WEEK... New glasses for the first time ever! Here ... have a peak!

RALEIGH DEC 28-30