Hey everyone!  

Welcome back to the Wednesday, Hump-Day, diabolic world of your blonde bestie from the right here in the Carolinas! Thanks for stopping by!  

So I am penning this from my executive suite in Seattle this week. Total time difference for me as I just arrived here yesterday. I honestly felt like it was perpetual morning yesterday as I stopped in Atlanta, Denver, and the Seattle for my final stop! But oh so enjoyable was cruising above the snow capped mountains at 38,000 feet! I am reluctant to say there was no mile high club for me on this flight although I did enjoy the constant oogling of the exec next to me. And TSA appeared to be extra feely ... Are they supposed to check the consistency of my gummy bear implants for altitude safety???? If not ... someone got a great time on me!

Anyhow! I will be in Charlotte form the 14th through 17th this month and then I have no idea what will keep me occupied through the holidays. I expect to do the family thing with my mommy now that she is nicely recovered but aside from that I am wide open to suggestions! Also - my Winter schedule will be posted shortly. I am firming up travel now (aside from posting this) and will most likely be all over the country with the release of the studio website and production sites that go along with it. So .. alas my driving days around the carolinas may come to an end only to be replaced by flights into Charlotte / Raleigh / Charleston / COlumbia / and SAV/HHI as I make my returns!  Who wants to come get me from the airports?????

For those who enjoy an interesting tale ... I will say the the ride from the airport in Seattle to my suite overlooking Pike Place and the Waterfront was very ... INTERESTING. Hit me up with a mailing for details if ya want em.  

Christmas Tidings and Naughty Wishes - the focus of this week. Last year I dropped some naughty Christmas pics for you all to devour and while I would love to repost them ... they are pre-WOWZA-boobjob so my apologies in advance. Perhaps I will do something a bit off the wall for this years Christmas delight and post it in the coming weeks. Or since Christmas Eve is on a Wednesday ... maybe you will get a little bit of an early gift!  

Everyone always chides with me and asks "What to do you ask Santa for" ... Which always tickles me because to this day I ALWAYS have to visit every good Santa I see out there at the malls, events, or gatherings. I HAVE to sit on his lap ... DONT JUDGE. And I have to see if I can innocently break his composure an gain a laugh. The better the Santa ... the more giddy I get. And turned on ... something about a big guy in a red suit just makes a girl happy ya know!

So , here goes the story for you all. It was about a week ago that I was in a mall (location to remain nameless ... but somewhere near a five sided landmark worthy building ) along of course (BLAH) wandering around shopping for my mom and grandpa. Then I spied probably the BEST Santa ever! Jolly, round, real beard, great spectacles, nice boots (had mine on too), the who shebang!  I knew then I had to sit on his lap. True story. Some my lame butt waits in the big ole line for what seems like hours (chic time) to get a chance to visit the jolly elf himself. Of course , I get the funny looks when I get to the front of the line with no kids ... but whatever, YOLO, and suck my candy cane!  

Its my chance. My outfit is this. Little low cut plunging neckline knit Guess dress, black 6 inch stiletto boots, no bra, nipple piercings poking as the always do. I jumped up on Santa and got the "HO HO HO" ... what do you want for Christmas my ... dear.  

I couldnt help but giggle ... may have asked how he knew my hobby already (if you cuaght it) .. and went on to explain how the biggest thing on my list was the ShockSpot System 12 inch , 300 mm stroke Uber-Oh-My-ROD most amazing self pleasure machine on the market. (It really is ... those taking notes... my condo gets lonely at times!)  

I got a puzzled look... Apparently he thought this was a giggle and wiggle list.  

So I leaned in and whispered in his ear ... "Its a Fucking Machine Santa ... because I'm a naughty girl and I have NEEDS!"

I got "Ho HO HOOOO!" again .... (Right ya, everyone knows that already!) And he ACTUALLY freakin replied to my list wish. Santa leaned over to MY ear this time and said and I qoute...

"Little girl ... no machine on the market is better then Jolly Ole St Nicks Candy Cane .... Care to take a ride in my sleigh?"

WTF! SANTA just totally caught my tease and ran with it. Okay .. well now you just threw down the gauntlet Santa! My reply was this ...

"Come to the family restroom in 15 minutes ... Ill be waiting" ... Thinking no fucking way this is going down. I jump off his lap ,,, apparently left a wet spot , and made my way to the meeting spot. Sat in the chair by the door and waited thinking totally not going to happen. Then here comes SANTA freakin' CLAUSE around the corner.  

My heart jumped in my neck ... I slipped in the family bathroom (you know the big huge one that you can lock) and he quickly rushed in behind and we locked the door. I figured there would be some small talk but all I got was this...  

"I got 10 minutes, this is unreal , Santa's gonna fuck you like is Christmas eve on Prom Night!" ... And I instantly was soaked ... more...

Santa undid his outfit to pull out what was an decently appointed candy cane and just as the cover went on  I got bent over the changing table , dress pulled above my waist, tits pulled out, and a throbbing mint stick found its new home ... over, and over, and over ...

It finished probably about 5 minutes later, but seemed like an hour from the spontaneity of it all. Santa removed his mint log and told me ... "Time to open your gift you naughty little girl!"  

Probably the most cliche line every but I was so into this that I got instantly wide eyed! Down I went and on came the egg nog!  

My legs were quivering ... Santa didnt say a word after. He just left. No bye... no nothing. I ... was soaked, ravaged, and astonished...  

I never passed by Santa in that mall again and left shortly thereafter ... but HOLY MOLY! A time that shall not be forgotten. If your a hobbyist Santa ... that one was on me... Well it was actually IN me but whatever.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!  Lets make Charlotte a memorable one.  I have one business engagement to tend to on Monday but aside from that I am free to my dirty wishes so reach out and lets have a great date!

Yours...

Aspen

All selfies this week gents ... you requested ... and I give