Carolinas

Too many choices
scazdude 29 Reviews 453 reads
posted
1 / 11

Okay ladies let's here it.  While gifts are not required but appreciated how do you feel about getting a new toy as a gift from a gentleman?  What's your favorite kind of toy to use?

I have had the pleasure of using a few toys on ladies during our dates and it is a huge turn on.  How many of you incorporate them into your date?  Do the toys come out on the first date or on later dates?

Curious

Sexy Carolina See my TER Reviews 317 reads
posted
2 / 11

The only toys I have were gifts and I love them. I only have two. I usually say your cock is my toy!!
But, indeed my clit loves toy stimulation.  
So, yes, you can bring me a toy and play
Xo

scazdude 29 Reviews 235 reads
posted
3 / 11

While out enjoying the day I stopped by an adult store. So many choices between eggs, bullets and rabbits. Not to mention sizes and shapes.

Ciscodog 3 Reviews 202 reads
posted
4 / 11

Over thinking? Now all I'm doing is thinking!!! I'm thinking I need to get to CLT!

FoxyNC See my TER Reviews 259 reads
posted
5 / 11

One of my regulars, such a doll!, brought a surprise... lol

I have never even owned a vibrator, unless you count the 2 1/2 inch bullet, that is lost, with dead batteries.... somewhere.... God only knows lol  
(I had a dildo a million years ago, until my roomie "borrowed" it,
"You want it back girl?"  
"Nah, I'm good.")

 
Imagine my surprise this last week when MrClient said he brought me a surprise....

Hehe, new in box, and he remembered to bring batteries...
It was VERY fun to play with... And I have molested it in the privacy of my bedroom by myself a couple times since...
No more "lack-of-dick-itis" for me!
Thanks Mr. Smooth, I will love you forever! (or until you break lmao!)

 
Foxy

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 216 reads
posted
6 / 11

WTF! Who the fuck "borrows" a dildo??
 

Posted By: FoxyNC
One of my regulars, such a doll!, brought a surprise... lol  
   
 I have never even owned a vibrator, unless you count the 2 1/2 inch bullet, that is lost, with dead batteries.... somewhere.... God only knows lol  
 (I had a dildo a million years ago, until my roomie "borrowed" it,  
 "You want it back girl?"  
 "Nah, I'm good.")  
   
   
 Imagine my surprise this last week when MrClient said he brought me a surprise....  
   
 Hehe, new in box, and he remembered to bring batteries...  
 It was VERY fun to play with... And I have molested it in the privacy of my bedroom by myself a couple times since...  
 No more "lack-of-dick-itis" for me!  
 Thanks Mr. Smooth, I will love you forever! (or until you break lmao!)  
   
   
 Foxy

TylerCannon 248 reads
posted
7 / 11

I laughed so loud I almost spit out my drink when I read that.  That's got to be the funniest term I've ever seen anyone use on here.  Bravo, Foxy ... take a bow :)

1743906 68 Reviews 127 reads
posted
8 / 11

Right up there with the lackanooky situation us guys sometimes find ourselves in.

FoxyNC See my TER Reviews 229 reads
posted
9 / 11

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63
 
 WTF! Who the fuck "borrows" a dildo??  
   
   
Posted By: FoxyNC
One of my regulars, such a doll!, brought a surprise... lol  
     
  I have never even owned a vibrator, unless you count the 2 1/2 inch bullet, that is lost, with dead batteries.... somewhere.... God only knows lol    
  (I had a dildo a million years ago, until my roomie "borrowed" it,  
  "You want it back girl?"    
  "Nah, I'm good.")  
     
     
  Imagine my surprise this last week when MrClient said he brought me a surprise....  
     
  Hehe, new in box, and he remembered to bring batteries...  
  It was VERY fun to play with... And I have molested it in the privacy of my bedroom by myself a couple times since...  
  No more "lack-of-dick-itis" for me!  
  Thanks Mr. Smooth, I will love you forever! (or until you break lmao!)  
     
     
  Foxy
(My PERSONAL as in "only-for-me," no other human hands have EVER touched it and you USED IT????!!!??!

FoxyNC See my TER Reviews 238 reads
posted
10 / 11

Posted By: TylerCannon
I laughed so loud I almost spit out my drink when I read that.  That's got to be the funniest term I've ever seen anyone use on here.  Bravo, Foxy ... take a bow :)
 
Laughter truly is the best of medicine.- One of my favorite sections EVER.

:)

Thankyou My dear T.C. for your kind words. As much as I would love to claim credit for total originality, I have heard the phrase "suffering from lack-of-dick" from brazen country broads long before I was out of short pants.
I simply added the "itis." LOL The Latin suffix made the most logical sense to me!
-Woe, what an affliction to suffer.... And to hear (or in my shoes, say) this in hooker-land has got to be twice as ironic, to be sure.

You know what's really funny?
(Winding up my country mode here fer' yah!)  
I ain't even TRYING to be funny.
I just call 'em like I see 'em!
I call a duck a duck.
If it waddles and quacks, so sue me, I am calling that thang a duck!
If I say I have "Lack-of-dick-itis"- to be sure there ain't any confusion what the deal & problem is! lol  
Just like when I say someone is a total "fucktard." Ain't no doubt of what I am saying, and shall surely be shown evident in due course..... But wow.... the butt-hurt from some tender skinned folks around here who think I am out of line & too harsh... Bwhahahaha.......  REALLY?  
Pretty freakin hilarious if you ask me. ;)
Folks complain about all the two-bit-hooktards pulling fast ones around here,  
but when they get a live one who is actually up to snuff, they can't take the heat! lol

But yeah, I "got" jokes.....
If folks can take 'em with a grain of salt!
;)
I ain't aiming to hurt anyone, I usually only point out the obvious.
I can even do the most humble, make jokes on myself....
What low volume escort wants to get caught whining about lack of dick!?! HAHA....
It's all good. It is what it is.
After all, we all are here for sport & entertainment....
Information & exchange, are we not?
No harm in calling it like I see it, & I ain't the slowest one round here to be sure.
I am glad to be of service, and if it were just the sharing of a smile, then I am more than complimented to have made you nearly spew yer brew!  
:D

 
Fox

TylerCannon 188 reads
posted
11 / 11

You sound like fun, Foxy.  If my lack-of-pussy-itis affliction ever leads me in the direction of Rocky Mount, I'll look you up :)

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