The title of my series: "Confessions of a Debaucherous Designated Driver." It would be non-fiction/autobiographical of course. The ladies whom I've spent time with will get the meaning behind the title.
and gets devoured by She Who Has Big Eyes, Soft Lips and Slippery Tongue, causing his sugary(he drinks lots of pineapple juice) essence to explode therein;P~~~~ Due to length of title, this is a Novel)
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