Carolinas
O, NO! Me a Slut??? Is that why all the cuties on the beach run the other way when they see me coming toward them drooling, uh, that is just vanilla ice cream from my cone melting;P~~~ It must be the LOOK in my eyes that gives me away
) Gotta get me a darker pair of sun glasses so that I can sneak up on em)~~~ I love "Sweet" thangs, hhmmm, wish I had one like Miley;PPP~~~when the cuties saw me licking my ice cream cone with that monster of an appendage I would never be without a kitty(i) attached to the end of it---Woo! Going to look at mine in the mirror now to see how it stacks up with hers) ---I looked, it don't years of use has worn it to a nub
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I was about to correct you bird man.. You are a slut. No alcohol needed. I love you!
Champagne does that to me 
Started to say He, butt He is probably a She---who else could have designed such soft kitties, warm kitties, sweet kitties(stole that from Sheldon's fav bedtime song). The lil thangs (i) are running amok with their sleek, nearly nekked bodies glistening in the sun around here!!!! I was so sluttyfied by sun down last night that I snagged one(i)kitty and took her to my upstairs play room where I just gave in to being a slut again---HELP! I'm addicted---is there a phone number to call, or an organization to wean me from this addiction?? You know like A ddicked Sluts Anon, or sumthing;P~~~
I'm gonna take just one more slurp tomorrow night and then swear off--I SWEAR(why do I have my legs, fingers, eyes crossed when I say this???;P~~~
In my weakened state, I'm afraid to go to any more of those places that we visited that night----my eyes would get that puppy dog look and the girls would know that I am a slut, however, I am on the 12-slut step down program---just can't remember if that is 12 a month, a week, or what)
You be careful crossing those bridges---LOL