Let have a little fun since we are stuck inside today.  

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Top Definition

Lamont

An extremely sexy and hot male specimen. Good for everything. And that means everything. Very tappable and an incredible video game player

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Vern:  An extremely well endowed man that is well versed in pleasing a women. A pimp, mac or casanova that knows his way around the female sexual experience.

vanessa
A moderately common name for an American female; pretty; hot; beautiful; perfect; cutest girl you'll ever see; angel

KRIS:

An irrestistable boy who is the best at all sports and gets all the girls and is the best party boyer  

(Kris)= "I just had sex four times in the past 20 hours"

The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.  
I know don't we all?

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PENIS. who knew ... lol.
I'm prouder of my name and my penis now  
and I'm taking it for a walk today and using  
it to see how deep the snow is.  

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Wow, they nailed it!!! I like how they put it in a sentence.

Wow, *person* looks so good. He sure is a dirk

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"Any attempt to define art is an attempt to destroy it (him).  Art creates its (his) own laws, ones of revolution and change." Hmmmmm, maybe when I was in my 20's.

AW
Attention Whore.
Someone who thrives on attention.
I am an AW on my favorite message board

Calm the Fuck Down!

"NO WAY" is listed as - surprise, surprise - "impossible. I really can't imagine how that could be true."  
ex: you woke up at 10? NO WAY  

NW is described as the "Abbreviation for No Worries."
ex: Yeah, it'll get sorted out, nw!  

 
But I mostly prefer the name that I go by:

"MICHAEL" is described as an entity that is:
"A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and weird he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect."

ex: Michael a very cool person.  

Amen! Not sure about "the commitment" part but the rest - cross my heart and pray to die

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Dude...  they list you as a "Super" hermaphrodite I'm sure somebody's already thinking of doing a movie on you by now lol

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Top Definition:  
"One of the coolest people you will ever meet. She is always there when you need her. She likes to kiss her guy friends. She got that cash flow. Drives a silver mustang, and don't take shit from no one."

"Sexy Bitch and a sex goddess, no one can ever imagine... "

 
Well this is interesting.. Except I do not drive a Silver Mustang. In fact, I do not drive a Mustang at all! I do however drive an American vehicle.  

Yours-
Kristin

You got that right, sweetheart!!!

Cool and sexy, definitely!!!  

Bill:
one who which is drop dead sexy has a massive penis and will punch anyone out who pisses him off. also bill has ill skillz in everything. Most people know him as a balla.

When you cut a lime in half and a girl squeezes and wipes it all over your balls and choad, then licks it off.  

Can also be preceded by a shot of Tequila

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Thanks my dear!

That's why I like you!! lol

...get a request for some acronym in an email for an upcoming date and have to look it up?? LOL! Urban Dictionary is a life saver for me sometimes.

Im not against it but that's not even close to the reason I chose crimson  

They say I'm really cute and funny. You will always laugh when around me. I am a great friend or boyfriend that will always look out for you.  
I'll take it.

Someone who has been tormented from a young age due to having the same name as a puppet. He's good natured however and continues to smile at moronic, repetitive._____ and Bert jokes. He wears funky shirts and is an inventive and passionate lover.

Secretly, he'd like to punch a lot of people in the mouth.
That _____ hides his violent tendancies with a big smile

A kid who is always up to party and have a good time  

Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.

a sweet ass muther trucker lookin for a good time that is not afraid of anything

I think I must choose a different handle.

Miranda
The best girl in the whole world. any guy who goes out with her is the luckiest man in the world. She is smart, hot, and amazing at everything she does.
Austin: Whoah are you going out with Miranda?  
Danny: Yups.  
Austin: Can i touch you?

noun:- school girl by day, stripper by night
"god, that is so miranda!"

A totally hot girls who is the nicest person and is alway a good person to have a laugh with.
girl:"wow I love hanging around with that girl she a total miranda"

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a rare beauty, who is extremly smart, and has a love for life! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! My hero

 if i just go with CFF I get college fuck fest

A name used in referring to the alcoholic beverage commonly referred to by the average American as "beer" or a "cold one"

There are dozens of definitions for my handle, and some are extremely gross, but I'll just go with this one for now:

A fluffernutter is an overly zealous or eager person.

On a pornographic set, the fluffer is charged with the responsibility of keeping an actor's penis erect without causing him to ejaculate. The fluffernutter fails at their sole job requirement when their enthusiasm triggers a "nut"