Because of  the guy who was assaulting escorts,
the Irish LE are waking up from terminal beer,
donuts, and sleep. Internet escorting is something
they have to make a little fuss over for political
reasons.

For decades I've been a tri-sected Boston-NYC-DC resident, moving amongst these three very different and interesting cities. Hobbied in Boston as early as 1972, when there were awesome spas. A few were busted monthly by Irish LE.
DC has had no serious stings aside from street stuff since 1986. They have a backlog of 400 homicides, that take priority over the growing number, now up to 1,400,000,000 suspected bbjs.

NYC busts a few agencies every year, if big and careless.
Both federal and state LE try to do a few biggies a year.

Everybody is tied up in knots because of the problems of terorists lurking in every van.

Who has time for preventing the cataclasmic consequences of far too many bbjs in our time?

Only Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell truly care about preventing the eathquakes and asteroid collisions surely brought on by slurpy bjs. Not even the Baptists. They too enjoy being drained, and always can find other incredibly stupid works for their time.

Boston has the worst legacy, starting with the Salem trials of the witch vixens. Being almost one - Irish that is, I know it is true that the brains of we Irish Catholic men are fabricated from burned out toasters, in the lost era prior to surge protectors.

There has NEVER been an Irish chess grand master, or even close. Kasparov can outthink the best 50 Irish chess players all at once, blindfolded while getting two bbjs and a whatever, even if he can find a sober quorum.

Irish politicians and LE think only one beer ahead. So the Boston LE approach to Internet BJs is like that of burned out French toast.

If I were an escort or agency, I'd go quiet for two months. Screening never works against undercover cops, unless they are really dumb Irish guys, like my cousins. LE Boston will make a few serious raids, hopefully only of very evil people. Boston Eros is one of the best in the US. I just hope the Boston LE toaster-descendants do not mess up a good thing, in exchange for indulgences from the priest perverts hiding in those confessional booths.
BD inter alia




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Here I am, thinking that all the toaster heads were looking for Whitey.

I have already noticed that the boards seem to be a tad more quieter in the last week......

Well I wasn't about to let some moron equate Irish with being stupid, not that I doubt the Keystone Cops in Boston are pretty inefficent. I would say that that is true of most cities, its also not the twenties or thirties when they were predominantly Irish. Your vicious attack on Irish people as the root cause of these expected crackdowns has a major flaw in logic!
      The Mayor of this fair city is Italian American, and as good an example of a bumbling, mumbling buffoon as I have ever seen, and the Governor is a classic uptight anal retentive WASP. So explain to me again how the Irish are to blame for this? Finally, your idiotic remark about not having chess champions does not even deserve the dignity of a reply, but just to shut you up, go count how many Nobel laureates are Irish, How Many world leaders were Irish, theres a puzzling question? An Irish Jewish Prime minister? an American Irish President..? yes. From A registered Mensa member

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C'mon now!

I'm Irish and I don't take offense to this. If it were in person I would probably go a round or two with Boston-Doc (verbally of course).

As an Irish person I'd think you aren't as sensitive as this. It's a joke man!!!! Get over it.

I am the Queen of England, however, you can call me "your majesty,"

Sure its a joke, ...but god forbid it was a remark against an African American, Latino or Jew..now that would be racist right?

I forgot to mention the Massachusetts sex laws from the stone age: Chapter 272, “Crimes Against Chastity, Morality, Decency, and Good Order” has over 100 offenses. It's hard to tell whether whacking off is a felony or misdemeanor, but keep those hands above the table. Blame that on the ex-English Puritans.
Ireland does have many  beautiful women and great soap ads, but the national beer resembles mud mixed with molasses.
I thought I was the only living Irish Mensan? LOL
No response please. You had at least 9 errors in grammar, spelling, and other usage the first time around.
My toaster can spell better than that.
Is curling the Irish sport still, or is that Scottish?

LMAO

Erin Go Bragg, sweetpea!  I think, I love you! And.... give me an "Irish Moron," over an "Irish MENSA" anyday!

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it's a "funny joke" except on the day when you are in a bad mood and your own particular race/religion/sexual preference/political alignment is mentioned; then it is a "vicious attack".

the fact is, we all know that chinese people make WONDERFUL drivers; convenience stores are RARELY owned/operated by indian families; japanese tourists NEVER carry cameras or other electronic equipment; the irish are generally tee-totallers, jewish people LOVE to pay retail, and black women NEVER talk to the screen in the movie theater. african-american dominance of the NBA is a myth, and the truth is that black men have small penises and can't jump or dance any better than white men.

our skin (and skull) is much thicker than that.

It is in the Irish genes to be able to take a punch as well as give one, and when all is said and done, to be able to sit down with our temporary foe and have a joke and quart of Guiness, a shot of cheap whiskey and laugh about our differences.

And when we part we say under our breath "what an asshole he was"

LOL
BTW, how much Irish do you really have in you?

and us Polish people are....., ummm, never mind, forgot what i was going to say.

I was born and raised there, came over here some years ago if you must know. I also want to add that yes I agree I was a tad touchy and homorless today. I also wholeheartedly agree with " irish Moron" that my grammar and spelling are deplorable, my Christian Brothers' education has all but abandoned me...Anyway how did this get personal ? All I was doing was pointing out that if it were any other demographic we wouldn't be talking about laughing it off.

And you are making this personal why?.....

Don't you mean pint of Guiness & not quart of Guiness??  Just wondering!!

NO- our heads don't wiggle on our shoulders, when we are going off on someone (even when that person is on the other end of the phone) LOL- (though I said NO- in my case it's true!)

Mel

I've been on the receiving end of the "sista neck" for many a year now, day and day out.

It's a most dangerous thing ya know.

Both my parents were born in Ireland. I wasn't offended in the least. However, the artist made a good point when he pointed out that it is only socially acceptable to poke fun at certain ethnic/racial groups. He expressed his opinion. It's one thing to tell him to chill or lighten up but it doesn't have to get personal.

thirsty

I was just wondering what percentage of you was Irish. I'm 50/50 Irish and German. Now I know you're 100%?

And you're right about the other demographics taking it more personally. I've just never seen an Irishman get upset about a joke unless it was religious in nature.

No, I meant a quart, I do realize they come in pints, but, who wants to have just 1?