If you're sexual performance had a theme song what would it be?

(question borrowed from another board)

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... but I'm as good once as I ever was !

Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner,
that is what I'd truly like to be,
'cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner,
everyone would be in love with me.

I think most would keep out of your way when they saw you cumming!

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I figured this one would be apropos:

may have caused it to go off the road! Ladies and Gentlemen, you must handle the wiener mobile with precision. Keep it smooth and steady *up*hill and let it glide on down You have to know how to handle the equipment.

Was it possibly on its way to HOLE Foods?  

There is plenty of variety of Oscar Mayer weiners too!

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The innuendo fits here, but that's really more just a shout-out to a brilliant song.  (the hole he referenced was a whole other type...)

Jane Says also fits here as well somehow.  

Roxanne  -by The Police

Lou Reed's Walk On The Wild Side would sorta fit, but that, in truth, is for a different TER board...

Chuck Berry was definitely inspired by the hobby when he sings it

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For the man with Too Much Time on My Hands

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They would sing Tempted (by the fruit of another)  by Squeeze

But my performance the song would be Swallowed by Bush...

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