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There's a story  I will save for those interested  

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wallet.

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runner up:  the doctor's office

At the backyard pool with your daughter and a bunch of her 23 year old girlfriends with ultra skimpy bikinis, great bodies and beautiful tans.

A friend of mine claims to have gotten a sympathy fuck in the church parking lot at his fathers funeral, I don't doubt him.

OMG, you can't leave us hanging like that. Tell us more, I for one, love a good story.

but you forgot to mention that if said gym were in San Francisco or West Hollywood, if would be even worse. lol

the urinal, especially if there's a line behind you.

Why not? Maybe I'd get lucky with one of them.

Holding cell during biker week for $200 Alex

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I've had several dental assistants from whom I'd love to have some additional oral assistance. My mouth or hers.

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John Updike's short story "Tristan and Iseult" in fact takes place in a dentist's chair. The dental hygienist arouses "him" the patient as she works intimately on his mouth, their bodies close and sometimes touching ... as work needs to be done.

Out of state on tour! Lol. Nothing worse than being in a City away from home hot and horny in the middle of the night with no one to call. Toys may stifle the fire for a while, but there's nothing like the real thing

For a man, I think I'd have to say maybe a job interview. Awkward!

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yes, even though I am not actually retired, I helped invent dirt and fire.

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