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That's funny!! Mmmm n ya know it makes the ladies pussies wet! Hahaha!!

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Whitney, they must've been thinking you weren't festive enough.  It obviously needs a couple of well lighted beachballs at the base.  What's a decorated tree without some ornamental balls to go with it?  I mean if you're going to do something you have to really commit to it.

If you do that I know you will get a better reception this year.  

At one time in my life I had a home built in Florida. Before the home was completed it was time to select the landscaping. I always marveled the matured tall pineapple palms (taller than the one in the picture). So I settled for the young pineapple Palm version that would eventually mature. After seeing this funny picture with lights, I now know sub consciously what I wished for. To have a tall penis.