Hello!

Some of you might have seen my ads or contribution to the Independence Day thread, but I haven't really greeted the community on here yet. Isolating as this hobby is, it would be foolish of me to dismiss the quality of friends and acquaintances already here. I know darling Stina-- had breakfast with her even last Friday. But I've yet to branch out and engage with most of you. I will try to contribute more! With ads or wacky nonsense in the local discussion boards, you'll be seeing more of me. Thank you for taking the time to read this c:

Shine Brightly,

Megara Quinn

Look forward to interacting with you here on the board, among other interactions, LOL. Seriously though, Welcome to the Atlanta community.  

I'm sure you will find the Atlanta community to be very inviting and helpful. And I would venture to say its one of the more active boards as well

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Hmmm...

I think you have been misinformed young lady.
We don't allow tomfoolery of any kind around here.
Only deep thinkers, philosophers, poets, theologians, rocket surgeons, captains of industry, pillars of the community, and humanitarians of great stature are allowed to contribute on this sacred board.

And please don't even think about posting a dirty limerick.  It would be an affront to the lofty sensibilities of this erudite audience.  A dirty limerick?  I suppose that is a bit redundant...  As I don't think I've ever heard a clean one. 

Now - on to official board business... Anyone know where I can get cheap boner pills?  Or how much cash I should take with me to the strip bar?  Or what providers really like it in the butt?

Uh, about those pills...  They're for a friend of mine.  I swear.  

PS:  Welcome young lady, I'm sure you will fit in just fine around here.  Just remember - absolutely no "wacky nonsense" will be tolerated by this crowd.

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Thank you for the warm welcome! And I did notice that actually, we're so lucky to have such inviting people on our boards. I've lived in many states and I can't even compare one to Atlanta's tightly nit hobbyist community. I'll look forward to more interactions with you c:

OL!!

Ah, clearly I misspoke. Only the most honorable nonsense will I type here henceforth.  
Thank you for the guidance, sir!  
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Absolutely.

Now you're catching on.  

Only the highest quality nonsense will appease this discerning audience.  No ordinary nonsense will do.

And you're very welcome.  I enjoy providing "guidance" to appreciative young ladies.

Especially in the form of a firm hand to a shapely backside.

Yes I too despise wacky nonsense. I simply must draw the line at shenanigans and mularky. That's just about as far as I go. Other wise being Baptist it might lead to dancing

Yes, dancing is the Devil's favorite delectation.  Or was that masturbation?  Or fornication?  Or possibly intoxication.  Inebriation?  Anyway - probably something ending in "ation" if I were a betting man.

Dancing can often lead to a hoedown, possibly a shindig, maybe a jamboree, or heaven forbid - a hootenanny.  

And everyone knows that leads to sinful, sinful ways.

Thank God.

 

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I think you have the biblical begat scenario here.  Dancing begat intoxication, that begat inebriation, that encouraged masturbation, that begat fornication.  But since they are all in the bible, they are quite ok

I hope to meet you too!

Yes, we really really are. And I'll try to make it to your next party for sure! c:

I really should check this board more often.  

Welcome, honey! I can't wait for you to meet all of my friends. I can't speak for other cities, but I really can't imaging providing anywhere else. Atlanta is the best, and you're going to love it!

See you soon!