Anyone had a woman fake a pregnancy to keep you around?

lying around for some woman to self inseminate herself whilst looking for intelligent offspring and a payday up to emancipation.

...in 48 states that I wouldn't father a child!
Can you imagine what that POOR child would have looked like?

Was her name Corrine?

Posted By: JuliasLittleSecret

and I told her she'd have to talk to her dad about that.  Fortunately he knocked his girlfriend up just a few months later, so I was off the hook.  PHEW!  
   
 LMAO!!  

Well, you seemed to enjoy fucking me

Well, good to see at least it didn't get a rise out of you. Maybe noone will fuck me but I did fuck you. Have a good weekend.  

Posted By: JuliasLittleSecret

Because this is so old that that it's no longer interesting to anyone.  Honestly.  LOL    
   
 You go from board to board with one liner "disses" that are really, really lame...so when I actually give a shit about what you think, I will be sure to let you know.  Until then, you can continue to go fuck yourself, because no one else will.    
   
 xo  
   
 

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Yes as a matter of fact I recently had a stalker GF send me a picture of a positive pregnancy test in an effort to get me to talk to her. She had to keep up the charade even with her family. As could have been predicted she kept up the farce until it was time for her to begin showing. Then she had a middle of the night "miscarriage" when no one was around. Even her sister knew she was full of shit.

Says the alias

If really does make me sad to know there are so many pussies running around, and I will never be able to get to all of them

Not among providers though... They'll claim it's a beer belly until the third trimester, when they can change their name and get a payday from it.

I don't know if I found it "interesting" but it got a chuckle out of me. Sorry that it was at your expense, but you of all people have to know that Termites have long memories.

Sometimes there is no reason to find new material, not when the old material is still good for a laugh or two.


and look mom, no alias here. lmao

Now, am I still your favorite asshole???

and it still didn't keep me from posting on TER. I will confess that being that GUY has kept me from actually hobbying while during an LTR with a provider, but it still didn't keep me off TER.

BTW, lots of us are not on TER because "we have to" I certainly don't have to be here, but I find it very entertaining, so even when I am involved with someone, you'll most likely still see me here posting.

BTW not all hookers get into "real" relationships with guys strictly because they are rich. I am friends with lots of providers and their "real life" BF's are rarely "over the top rich"