If you do that, you get the deceased name on your ass, in reverse!
..."I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania."
"Head so good she make a dead man cum"
Next Friday the 13th is February?
Friday the 13th is the same weekend as Valentine's Day.
The possibilities are absolutely tantalizing!!
I see that you're a woman with good taste and high standards!
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