Went in for the annual physical yesterday and filled out a the perfunctory questionnaire. Toward the end was an odd question: "What is/are your Drug(s) of Choice?" (a line usually reserved for addicts and/or rehab patients)
I listed mine as: Caffeine (2-3 times Daily)
It sure is addictive.
And I act crazy when I can't get it.
...uh
Crazier - I mean.
I thought for a second you were gonna start quoting Huey Lewis and the News "I Wanna New Drug" and I'd have that song stuck in my head all afternoon.
I think I just managed to do it to myself.Dude, you just psyched yourself out. Haha.
Just don't make me think about Soft Cell's "Tainted Love" because that one makes me want to jump off a bridge.
I swear the guy has a bad case of GPS.
Golden Pun Syndrome.
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