Ladies and gents - what are some of your favorite sexytime phrases to get you in the mood?  You know - the ones when your partner looks you in the eye, says these magic words, and you know things are about to get very hot.

I'll start with one of my faves.  When it's getting near time for the main course and she gives me that knowing look and says...

"How do you want me?"

 
Yum

I'm lucky to have had that happen a few times.  Instant testosterone and adrenalin rush!

Second yours, E-realm.  Had that a few times too.

My all-time favorites are when I'm already well into the mood though:  "Don't Stop - Don't Stop - Don't Stop" and "YES....YES....YES..."

Guess I am just a Dirty Ole Man

favorite phrases to get me into the mood:
"Hello"

They always have me Hello. Ok, maybe I'm not quite that easy but I am just an old horn dawg.

Daddy used to say "Boy, if you do what you love doing, and people are actually willing to pay you to do it, then you'll never work a day in your life." So when I hear a companion say the next two phrases with a sincere tone, I know she will not be working:

(grabs my hand and places it on her warm, moist crotch) "Feel this? I've been looking forward to fucking you all day."  

(grabs my bulging crotch and *sighs deeply*) "I am SO gonna enjoy this."

ga_kos

when she says" god I love your cock"

Nice - good ones.  I like both of those.

And anything that involves the exclamation "O God!" is pretty awesome.

Wow, good post Kosh (as usual).  I like those phrases.

I'm a sucker for "I've been waiting on this..." too.  

And, I agree it doesn't take much to get me in the mood.  Hell, if she doesn't call the cops that's good enough most days.  Lol

Nice.

I had a wonderfully aggressive woman one time grab my cock and proclaim "This cock is all mine!".

Being a gentleman I wasn't about to argue with her.

And yes, she did wear me out.

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LMAO.  Bballs you are the undisputed king of the one-liners.

On a completely unrelated note - I've heard that if you trim the bushes around your deck, it makes your deck look bigger and more impressive.  And ladies are all about presentation.

Just a handyman tip.

From a real tool.

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A lady that's completely genuine and is having as much fun as I am is a beautiful thing. The phrase I most love hearing has got to be " I'm Cumming" followed closely by " Don't stop!"
I hope I hear both tomorrow.

S

Oh yeah - good one.

Here's my "most likely to push me over the edge" phrase:
When a woman says "O god, O God, O GOD, I'm cumming!!!"

That'll about do it.

You've got a really good dick and we can fuck all night.

I was in my trusty mall cop uniform, she's wearing a spillover bra and says

 "What? Is this some kind of bust?"
"Yes it is.  Most impressive."
POLICE SQUAD. Gotta love the Classics.  

 

Yes, and you should always compliment a lady on her taxidermy as well.

LOL...  "Honey - I need more dick" is a completely contextual phrase...  could be good or could be bad.

Here, let me demonstrate:

Scenario A (good)
Woman says to man lovingly (as her holds her after a marathon lovemaking session) "Honey - I need more dick."

Scenario B (not so good)
Woman says to new suitor while shaking her head (after he drops his drawers in front of her for the first time) "Honey - I need more dick."

I've found that giving my lover a magnifying glass helps her find my penis among the pubic weeds. I listed my fave below.
I tried trimming down there, once. Thanks to a skilled surgeon and lots of bactene - I'm better now. I've learned my lesson!  

ga_kosh
Why yes, I am full of crap. It's Hump Day!

Well it can only help when negotiating for greek services...

As the saying goes "Objects in your rear may feel larger than they actually are."

At least I think that's how it goes.  There may be something about a mirror in there somewhere.

PS:  What day are you not full of crap?  Intellectually challenged minds wish to know...
 

...but those are few and far between.

As far as negotiating for Greek services for my hair thin equipment, let's just say I have yet to meet a Greek provider.  

Don't believe me? Do the search yourself - not a single provider name ending in "-opoulos".  
You and I both know for a fact! If there was a lady advertising herself as a Greek goddess in the ATL, she'd nom de sex would be "Fanny Gluteopoulos".  

Reminds me of that song:
"...Left alone with big fat Fanny, she was such a naughty Nanny. Heap Big Woman! Made a bad boy out of me..."
ga_kosh

Which is probably why we get along so well.

Fanny Gluteopolous?  Sign me up.  Why is that not already a provider handle?

I mean after Lili Von Shtupp, I can't think of a better name.

Oh, man - who can't get behind some Fat Bottomed Girls?  Come on now.

And I do mean get behind.

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