I've always believed "Shirley, if any man would be blessed with immortality - it's FISH."
After all, that man did not seem to age after the 1960s - so I thought he was done.
Now I have to tell find Shirley and tell her that I was wrong. My luck, Shirley's gone too. (Yes, I know Leslie Nielsen passed in 2010)
"Tell Michael it was only business ... I always liked him."
"Tom, can you get me off the hook, for old time's sake"
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