1. she can twerk while in a split
2. she'd be cool going to a Rihanna concert w me
3. she loves to get on my nerves (cuz my cock has thousands of them, hop on it, hehe)

Ok, here are three off the top of my head.
1) HOT

2) NOT BSC, except between the sheets.

3) Refer back to number one.

You know I couldn't resist.  Keep it real!  Hope you're up to no good.  

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Where you been, man?  Don't tell me you missed the great train wreck (this week lol).  Look about 8 threads down - I posted my answer there.  Probably lost in the commotion though...

but in the interest of fair play, I won't knock anyone else for doing so.

Ok, I lied. I would definitely give anyone who paid BBalls $1,700 an hour a LOT of grief. lol

Nice thread BBalls, Classy too. lmao

My ideal provider would have these three attributes.

1) Have multiple personality disorder - would come in very handy for role play scenarios.  Also great spontaneity - things would never get old.  Everytime I show up at her door it would be a surprise which alter ego would greet me.

2) Be a nymphomaniac.  Or I suppose in today's parlance the term is "hypersexual".  Mentally unstable + highly oversexed = a memorable time in the bedroom.

3) Suffer from an oral fixation the likes of which Sigmund Freud would've had to create new definitions for.  Saves me from constantly encouraging "keep going - please don't stop!"

There you have it.  You give me a serious question, I'll give you a serious answer.  

Gambler starting things - never!  Whatever people say - your contributions to discussions always makes them lively.  LOL.

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1- HOT
2 -HOT
3 -HOT

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I sense another train wreck coming...  *crosses fingers*
 

1. BANG
2. BOOM
3. POWWWWWWW

all three things you get when you see me...riiiiiight  shaft(winkwink)

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no toes

awe, come on, don't be such a square(winkwink)

Three things that I look for: 1. Smarts, 2. Honest. 3. Looks. More details let me know.

Bruh...Like how old are you? I thought the younger generation used that term.

You obviously aren't in on the inside joke.  My apologies...