So guys, if you were given the following women to choose from too Marry, Shag, Shank or Party with.
Who would you choose for each and why?
Cher
Beyoncé  
Sinead O'Conner
Megan Fox
Eva Mendes
Snooki/ JWow ( our first 2 for 1 on the list)
Your Wife
Oprah Winfrey
Dita Von Tease
Miley Cyrus
Your Girlfriend
Jenna Jameson (present)
Jenna Jameson ( past )
Jessica Biel
Rihanna  
Your FAVE provider  
Salma Hayek
Hilary Clinton
That bitch from high school that fucked everybody BUT you
Pam Anderson
Lisa Lampanelli
Any solo/combo of the Kardashians ( our 2nd combo burrito on the list)

She's gorgeous, funny, and has a girl-next-door aura about her. That would be for all four of the options.

I would have to then go into the witness protection agency because Rebekka is so well-love by everyone. I think someone would try to steal her from me.

MARRY NONE
SHAG ALL
SHANK ?
PARTY ALL

Megan Fox  
Eva Mendes  
Miley Cyrus  
Jenna Jameson ( past )  
Jessica Biel  
Rihanna  
FAVE providers Genna Jennifers@blonde, Randi, Kendra, Mariah, Dallas, Gianna (former GC)

I would Marry Oprah Winfrey, she's worth $2.9 billion in a divorce settlement I will get half.

Shag (past) Jenna Jameson, her scene with Janine blew my mind.

Not sure what shank is?? Sinead O'Conner to shank.

If I'm going to party with anyone it has to be Rihanna, she's more party material than the other broads on the list.
 

-- Modified on 10/3/2014 2:27:35 PM

I like your choice, my friend, but did you really want to shank Penny?  How long after you marry, shag, and party with her until you feel the need to do her in?  Too funny!

Shag - Salma Hayek (for two obvious reasons)
Party With - Lisa Lampanelli (love her sense of humor)
Marry - My FAVE Provider (she's a combination of Salma Hayek & Lisa Lampanelli)
Shank - None of the above (but my FAVE Provider would SHANK, OR SHOOT, ME after realizing her mistake!) 🔪🔫 😃

-- Modified on 10/3/2014 10:38:52 PM

For what it's worth, Sinead did not write "Nothing Compares 2 U"--that was written (believe it or not!) by Prince.

On second thought, probably wouldn't shank her.

How about a threesome with the duo of some ad and Icelandic oddball Bjork!😁

Hey Pal, get in line behind me!